Top 5 Places to Travel as Mannly Men

Written by: Broly Manguy, Roy Dopé, Joseph Hujman

Hey bros, today on Mann's Guide we're gonna talk about some bodacious spots to visit during your travels across the Unites States, brah. But before we actually get into the guide, lets talk about what we actually searched for when looking for the top 5 places to visit.

First of all, bros, the most important part about where you go is the health of the people in that city, and what I mean by this is we looked both into the median ages, and how poor the health is of everyone in the city. To put it basically, a higher median age means that the people there are living longer, which is totally rad, and a lower percent of poor health means those dudes are super healthy all around, so they're probably pumping iron, eating good, and taking walks every day.

Then after that is the economy and the housing market of the area, which is just as important as it would be pretty bogus if you couldn't afford a house brah, and it's also a big concern these days as the prices for everything is going up these days, bros, I mean, I just bought some more of my favorite protien powder today and I realized its double the price than when I started using it man. To get back on track, we looked for what the median renting and unit costs were of the area so you know where to get a good deal on housing, and we looked at the median household income and unemployment rates so you can make the big bucks without thinking you're gonna lose your job the next day dude.

Now answer me this one bros, whats just as important as getting your daily gains and lifting weights? Going to school to get your brain gains brah, like graduating from highschool and even college. Us dudes at Mann's Guide believe that education is second to none in your life priorties, and yes this means getting buff and swole to impress the ladies (or anyone else if you swing that way brah, I don't judge, just leaves more chicks for us ahahaha!) should be the second thing on your priorities, but don't start slacking off on leg day just cause I said that bros! Because of this philosophy we looked into and gave the second highest weighting to the amount of high school and collage graduates of these cities.

Second to last, we looked into the crime rates of these cities, cause the only thing worse than missing your daily workouts is getting your irons stolen brah, which is why we looked into how many robberies these places had and the total number of crimes commited there, cause it'd also suck to get stabbed or something and miss out on all those precious workout days.

Finally we can't forget about the weather, and we just love working out and having fun in the sun, because bros, if you're always working out you're gonna grow tired of it real fast, so remember to take a break for at least a half hour between intense workouts, and even take days off if you think it will benefit you in the long run. Cause of this we checked what the mean temperature and visibility was in these cities as well, cause whether youre taking a break or doing burpies, some nice, warm weather and looking out into the sunset or across the park always lifts my spirits bros.

Thats enough explinations from me for today bros, so lets jump into today's guide where we go from coast to coast, and north to south, so hang on to your travel weights as Roy and Joey take you on a trip across America.

#5 Largo, Florida

A sign in Largo, Florida with the city's name in thin white letters

The fourth largest city in Tampa Bay, Largo is a great place to kick up your feet and enjoy the tropical weather that's consistently reported in Florida. With convenient access to beaches, the location is a great place for vacationers looking for a break from their daily life. Lay down on a warm large stone, bathing in the sun, free from all the worries of life, especially crime! Largo's low crime rate makes it a place people can enjoy unworried. While the economy isn't the strongest, the affordable housing is quite accommodating.

#4 Cary, North Carolina

Cary is a great place to live, have fun, and work strong paying jobs in a stable economy. Its known for its low crime rate and safe neighborhoods, plenty of parks and greenways, environmentally sustainable practices, robust business climate, and premier amateur sports venues. Living in Cary will force you to be more healthy like its residents, with all of the beautiful natural areas and bike-friendly travel. You can enjoy the beautiful nature all year round in comfort, with the mild climate and high visibility.

#3 Carmel, Indiana

Carmel is a great place to spend some quality time outside and engaging in various outdoor activities. The strong economy and acceptable housing prices definitely make this local an appealing place to settle down. Don't worry about feeling safe here either, the crime rates are so low you could walk around in a jacket made of a hundred dollar bills and not lose a single one! Whether you decide to settle down or not, there are street festivals, live music, and seasonal celebrations throughout the year, for residents and people passing through! Don't forget to bring a jacket in the winter, or you will be covered head to toe in snow!

#2 Scottsdale, Arizona

If you wanna get away and live in luxury, look no further than Scottsdale, Arizona! Arizona is a luxury desert city, well known for its lavish resorts, premier spa treatments, and championship golf courses. The high standard of living is probably why the people living here live so long, and are such a healthy population. The weather is pretty mild, so its a pretty comfortable climate all year round. The housing market is a little on the pricey side, however with the thriving economy it's possible to sustain yourself there. And don't worry about getting mugged in the streets of this beautiful locale, the crime rates are staggeringly low!

#1 Livonia, Michigan

A great place to live, with a thriving and safe community. You can be at ease raising your kids there, because the crime rate is so low, it's practically nonexistent. This is a healthy city where people live long, and socially fulfilling lives, so whatever they are doing they are doing it right. The city has some nice housing prices, with a decent economy you can find security in. Livonia is also a major shopping center, so if you are passing by, this is a great place to burn some cash and have some fun! It does tend to be a bit chilly in Liviona, however if you fancy that kind of climate it will fit your tastes well!

Well bros, that was today's guide on Mann's Guide, hope you liked what we had today and that you come back tomorrow for the next guide: Top 10 Gay Bars to Visit in Colombia as Three Mannly Men on Bear Night.